Opinia and Objectivia

Full disclosure, I just made these words up.

I think I’m going to start writing down certain unusual opinions I hold and some important conclusions I have come to in case I am ever captured by rabid orangutans who bring me to a cave and every day beat me with whifflebats until I have suffered amnesia at which point I am allowed to wander out of their island cave of doom and collapse onto the sand and then am rescued by friendly hermit crabs who carry me along the sand and hand me over to dread pirates who at first hate me for my shining lavish hair but eventually make me their leader due to my tremendous proficiency at Arrghing and I take us on a rum-pillaging campaign around the Caribbean and eventually we crash up on an Honduran shore and I wander into an opium den in Utila and someone recognizes me and tells me my name and I google it and find this blog and then I’ll be able to discover some of the things I thought and knew.

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Published in: on 2 December 2009 at 9:30 am  Leave a Comment  

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